Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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