I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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