I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Drunk is a universal language darling
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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