I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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