The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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