yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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