Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
