Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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