Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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