handjob tips. give me some.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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