Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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