playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
