By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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