I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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