went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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