I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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