Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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