Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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