i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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