found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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