you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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