I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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