its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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