I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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