The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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