I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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