Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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