Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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