4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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