no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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