Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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