see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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