But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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