Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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