we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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