yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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