This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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