Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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