just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he fucked my hip out of place.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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