VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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