She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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