Don't you send me to vm
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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