now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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