before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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