I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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