I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I will be naked everywhere
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
