...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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