I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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