i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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