So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
