So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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